Jokes~

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realising his error, he sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houstan, a widow had just came back from his late husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from friends and relatives. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject : I've reached
Date : 16 March 2009
I know u're suprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send emails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for ur arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing u . TOMORROW!!


XOXO

2010

Happy New Year~!!!!!!!

Good Story

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.


Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!
*****
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less

NOW .......

Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.



MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

I had a dream

Erm... Perhaps I should say " I had many dreams" these few nights.... Since the day I put my stpm matter aside of my brain! Almost every night, if I sleep too much, dreams come... I find them quite interesting actually.. Different night, different dreams..

Last night, I dreamt of me getting pregnant!! Getting pregnant before marriage.. hmm.. Omg,cant believe I can have this kind of dream... And the guy is somebody I know.. Doubt!!
I guess, I have too little thing to fuss about, so, here comes the dreams!! dang dang dang......

And MERRY CHRISTMAS, everyone~!!!

Puzzle...

Life is similar to a puzzle..in which we are surrounded by many many problems , one after another...

It was STPM that was interrupting my mind.. Before STPM ended, I've planned a lot of things!! There is too much to do after STPM!! gonna do this, do that...bla bla....
But now dat i've ended my stpm, I dunno wat to do !! There is too much for me to do, that i dunno which to begin with!!

Arghh......... I get too bored staying at home!! There is nothing for me to do......sien.....sien sien sien.............................

Anybody has any plan of hanging out anywhere???? Or any nice movies??? Taiwanese dramaS???

I'm betul betul sien leh!!! SIEN!!!!!!!!!!

I suddenly just miss school life............

my Biology...

It's not a great ending for my bio paper today.. Those ques that i tembok, all tembok wrongly.. Haiz...nothing much i can do about it, but just to pray for the best...
Approaching to exam days, my study mood wanders away, and I am not able to hold them back.. Looking intimately at the book, but my mind flies away again!! Thinking about this and that, NONSENSE!!

I am looking forward for this thurs, it's my freedom day!! yeah..I cant wait to finish STPM, end my sufferrings and torturings!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My next mission will be MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!!!!! muahahahaha......

Money come, money come, money come!!!!

哭過就好了(It'll Be Fine After Crying)

不喜歡懷疑什麼
並不表示我沒有感受
看你微妙的變化慢慢不同
我不是生氣只是心痛

*最討厭被誤會了
但越解釋越覺得難過
你可以說人會變但不能說
你會這麼做是我的錯

哭過就好了 傷都會好的
這樣相信所以深呼吸著割捨
愛是為了擁抱為了牽手
不是為了爭吵為了調頭

哭過就好了 痛都會走的
記憶有限所以它會淘汰壞的
失眠聽歌想念雖然苦澀
還是謝謝你讓我長大了

repeat *

越多美好堆疊的過往
想忘就得推倒更大的悲傷
要找勇氣卻不在口袋或手上
但它一定在我身上某個地方

哭過就好了 痛都會走的
記憶有限所以它會淘汰壞的
失眠聽歌想念雖然苦澀
還是謝謝你讓我長大了